01 - In a large mixing bowl, combine ground beef with kosher salt, black pepper, smoked paprika, garlic powder, and onion powder. Gently fold the seasonings into the meat until just incorporated, being careful not to overwork the mixture.
02 - Divide the seasoned beef into 4 equal portions and form each into a patty slightly wider than the buns to account for shrinkage during cooking. Press a slight indentation in the center of each patty to promote even cooking.
03 - In a small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise, barbecue sauce, Dijon mustard, hot sauce, and brown sugar until smooth and well blended. Set aside for flavors to meld.
04 - Preheat a grill or large skillet over medium-high heat. Place the patties on the cooking surface and cook for 3 to 4 minutes per side, or until the desired level of doneness is reached. During the final minute of cooking, lay a slice of cheddar cheese on each patty and allow it to melt.
05 - While the patties cook, melt unsalted butter in a skillet over medium heat. Toast the buns cut-side down until golden brown and lightly crisp, approximately 1 to 2 minutes.
06 - Spread a generous layer of crack sauce on both halves of each toasted bun. Build each burger by layering shredded lettuce, sliced tomato, and red onion on the bottom bun, followed by the cheesy patty and crispy bacon. Cap with the top bun and serve immediately with extra sauce on the side.