Patriotic Monster Cookies (Printable)

Chewy, festive oat and peanut butter cookies studded with chocolate chips and red-white-blue candies.

# What You’ll Need:

→ Wet Ingredients

01 - 1 cup unsalted butter, softened
02 - 1 cup granulated sugar
03 - 1 cup packed light brown sugar
04 - 1 1/2 cups creamy peanut butter
05 - 3 large eggs
06 - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

→ Dry Ingredients

07 - 4 1/2 cups old-fashioned oats
08 - 2 cups all-purpose flour
09 - 2 teaspoons baking soda
10 - 1/2 teaspoon salt

→ Add-Ins

11 - 1 1/2 cups red, white, and blue chocolate candies
12 - 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips
13 - 1 cup mini pretzels, lightly crushed (optional)

# Directions:

01 - Set oven to 350°F and line two large baking sheets with parchment paper.
02 - In a large bowl, use an electric mixer to beat the unsalted butter, granulated sugar, and light brown sugar together until pale and fluffy.
03 - Blend in creamy peanut butter, then add eggs one at a time, mixing thoroughly after each addition. Stir in vanilla extract.
04 - In a separate bowl, whisk old-fashioned oats, all-purpose flour, baking soda, and salt until evenly blended.
05 - Mix the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients gradually, beating just until combined without overmixing.
06 - Fold in the chocolate candies, semisweet chocolate chips, and mini pretzels if using.
07 - Scoop rounded tablespoons of dough onto prepared baking sheets, spacing two inches apart.
08 - Bake for 10 to 12 minutes, until the edges turn golden while centers remain soft.
09 - Allow cookies to cool on baking sheets for 5 minutes, then transfer to a wire rack to cool completely.

# Expert Suggestions:

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  • There’s a secret joy in biting into a soft, chewy cookie loaded with bits of color and crunch that’s impossible to resist.
  • Whenever I bring these to gatherings, their festive look always gets people talking before they even take a bite.
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  • If you take the cookies out too late, you’ll miss the unbeatable soft middle — set a timer and trust it.
  • Adding the candies last by hand keeps the dye from streaking through the dough; I learned that after one very purple batch.
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  • Use a cookie scoop for uniform size so every batch bakes evenly and looks bakery-worthy.
  • Letting the dough chill for 30 minutes keeps the cookies thick and chewy, not flat.